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CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	7036	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4106
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	432323
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	204
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Villages Defended:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5612	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!