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BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

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OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain stimulation, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Connection, electrical current, electrical stimulation, exercise benefits., exercise research, forced muscle movement, gain, mental health, movement therapy, muscle control, muscle movement, neurology, physical activity, relationship between exercise and brain activity, Server, study, Voluntary exercise, ZapFree

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!

MBlockss

1.20, 1.8, amazing, Community, Custom, Game, high quality, Ip:, IRL Money Rewards, MBlocks, Minecraft, ONLINE, paypal rewards, Players, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Supported, Survival, Top Player, Unique Content

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MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring paypal rewards, unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! Work hard to become the top player on the server!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

» Skyblock » IRL Money Rewards » Custom F

srv57.godlike.club:26366

Serenity SMP: Where Peaceful Hobbies Meet Chaotic PvP Bedrock Shenanigans

Asia, bedrock, Build Responsibly, chaotic, Griefing, hobbies, Keepinventory, Language Use, Meet, No Doxing, No Excessive Swearing, No Exploiting Bugs, No Impersonation, No Spamming, one player sleep, open world, Peaceful, Philippines, PvP, Report Issues, Respect Other Players, Semianarchy, Serenity, Sethome, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn, Tpa

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Minecraft Bedrock Serenity SMP

Feature	Description
TPA	Teleportation feature
Sethome	Set your home location
Spawn	Spawn point location
Keepinventory	Off – Items dropped upon death
One player sleep	Enabled for faster time progression
PvP	Allowed in the game
Griefing	Allowed as long as not excessive

In-Game Rules:

Respect Other Players
No Cheating or Hacking
Build Responsibly
No Spamming
No Exploiting Bugs
Language Use
Report Issues
No Doxing or Threats
No Excessive Swearing or Toxicity
No Impersonation

Playerbase: Asia

Current players are from: Philippines, India, Indonesia, Europe, North America

IP:

serenitysmp.online

Port:

19132

Discord:

Let me know if you want to join discord.

Crafty Secrets Minecraft Server

#venting, ANONYMOUS, Cathartic, Community, Confessions, Crafty, hidden, Honesty, INTIMATE, Minecraft, open up, Personal, Private, Release, Reveal, safe space, Secrets, Secure, Server, sharing, Support, Trust, unburden

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Are you tired of keeping all your secrets and confessions bottled up inside? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spill all your juiciest secrets in the safety of our virtual world. Need to confess your love for a creeper? Done. Want to admit you’ve been hoarding diamonds from your friends? We won’t judge (too much). Our server is the perfect place to let it all out and have a laugh while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular visitor, so you never know what kind of crazy confessions you might hear. Join now and let the truth set you free!

ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP

I like this ship, Like.., long tail, Ship, ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP, tags

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Ahoy mateys! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP on the high seas! Join us on our pirate-themed server where you can plunder treasure, battle sea monsters, and engage in epic ship-to-ship combat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with mermaids, sunken treasure, and even a kraken that you can tame as your own personal mount.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether and challenge the ruler of the underworld, a giant lava-dwelling chicken named Cluckthulu. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight.

So hoist the sails, grab your sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Just be sure to watch out for the creepers disguised as parrots…they’re craftier than they look!

GrassBlockGang Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication Issues, community support, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, Decision making, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Support, financial agreements, GrassBlockGang, Grief, health issues, in-laws, lawn care, Minecraft, neighborly duties, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sharing responsibilities, Time management, yard work

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value teamwork and cooperation just like this family’s yard work drama! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about mowing lawns.

Reasons to join: 1. Help us build a virtual lawnmower to tackle those pixelated grassy fields. 2. Take on the role of the edging/trimming expert and show off your landscaping skills. 3. Avoid family drama by escaping into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Come join us and let’s mow down some fun together! Just remember, in our world, the grass is always greener on the other side…until you cut it.

SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft

adjustment, Affair, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, couples therapy, court proceedings, Difficult, Divorce, Empathy, family, Marriage, Paternity, relationships, Resentment, sister, SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft, stress, Support, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my wife’s sister’s love life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated court battle over paternity tests. Who’s the real father of those pixelated kids? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband, a wife, a sister-in-law, and a whole lot of unresolved issues. Will they work it out or will the server explode with drama? Join now to find out!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got couples therapy sessions, passive-aggressive behavior, and a whole lot of family dysfunction. Who needs a soap opera when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join the chaos! It’s like Jerry Springer meets Minecraft, and you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

AlienBeliever420 – Minecraft SMP

Alien Civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, AlienBeliever420, aliens, ancient astronauts, area 51, belief in aliens, conspiracy theories, cosmic beings, existence of aliens, extraterrestrial life, fermi paradox, government cover-ups, interstellar communication, Minecraft, Roswell incident, Scientific evidence, SETI, smp, space exploration, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! We have a secret underground base where we communicate with aliens on a daily basis. Join us and you might just get abducted and taken on a wild adventure through the cosmos. Who needs diamonds when you can have intergalactic friends, am I right? So come join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the sky is not the limit…it’s just the beginning!

BlockyParentalWisdom

Best advice, BlockyParentalWisdom, family wisdom, guidance, life advice, life lessons, parental advice, parental counsel, parental direction, parental experience, parental guidance, parental influence, parental knowledge, parental love, parental mentorship, parental support, parental teachings, parental tips, parental wisdom, valuable advice, words of wisdom

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the best advice your parents ever gave you is to mine diamonds and build epic castles! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers, all waiting to be tamed by your expert Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come join us and let your parents’ advice lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	10

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

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BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

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Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

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MBlockss

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Serenity SMP: Where Peaceful Hobbies Meet Chaotic PvP Bedrock Shenanigans

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Minecraft Bedrock Serenity SMP

In-Game Rules:

Playerbase: Asia

IP:

Port:

Discord:

ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP

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SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft

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AlienBeliever420 – Minecraft SMP

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BlockyParentalWisdom

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Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	642
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Towns Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3