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Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

animated series, bad, bad batch, Banquet, Batch, Chaos, Characters, clone wars, Connection, Development, emotional impact, family, Filler, Finale, Future, Hope, humor, imperfection, meets, Minecraft, rebels, Side, Space, Star Wars, Strengths, target audience, weaknesses

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

ChunkyCraft

bbw, Big Beautiful Women, body acceptance, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, empowerment, Fatty, full figured, inclusive beauty, plus size, self love, sexy curves, Thick, Thread, Titty Tuesday, voluptuous, voluptuous women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

action, Adventure, Anime, badass, blocks, collide, Demon, FANTASY, half-demon, HalfDemons, ideas, inuyasha, Kagome, Manga, Minecraftyasha, Publisher, Rumiko, sesshomaru, Shikon Jewel, striking range, Supernatural, sword, tone it down, Unconscious

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

Adventure, Fun, Potato, POTATOLAND, Pure, smp, spudtacular, toppings, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4892	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Potatoland SMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Features	Shopping district Factions Discord server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

Is the server currently under development?

Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

Minecraft Mayhem

MAYHEM, Minecraft, new, new sberto, sberto

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Jewels

BELIEF, blocky, celebration, Community, culture, FAITH, faith-based, heritage, History, Identity, Jewels, Jewish, Jews, jews rock, Music, pride, Religion, Rock, Rock Music, solidarity, SPIRITUAL, tradition, Unity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2786	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6492
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!

#vt #ai #music #general #Schizo #rant #hololive #Mori #Kronii #Baelz #Ame #anti #secondchances #forgiveness #idols #virtualidols #anime #discussion #controversy, BUILD, Groove, VtAiCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1878
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t support Mori, Kronii, Baelz, or Ame because they are just not cute enough for our cute girls doing cute things vibe. These girls are anathema to our values and we will never forgive them for their past sins.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the clutches of these lazy ironic weebs and spiteful bitches. We offer a safe haven for true fans of cute girls doing cute things, where you can build, explore, and create without the drama of HoloLive rejects.

Join us and bask in the glory of true cuteness, where second chances are reserved for those who truly deserve it. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who know what it means to support the right kind of girls.

So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles between players and mobs. Build your own paradise and leave the drama of HoloLive behind. Because let’s face it, these girls couldn’t even handle being waitresses, let alone survive in our Minecraft world.

YeehawCraft: Where we do things the American way… in Minecraft!

American, american culture, American lifestyle, American society, American way, Americanism, Behavior, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, customs, habits, Lifestyle, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, norms, patriotism, societal norms, society, Traditions, Unique, way, YeehawCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is as American as apple pie and fireworks on the Fourth of July! Join us for a wild ride filled with red, white, and blue explosions, where you can build your very own Mount Rushmore out of diamond blocks and ride around on a bald eagle as your trusty steed. Why do Americans do this, you ask? Because we believe in freedom, creativity, and blowing stuff up for fun! So come on down and join us for the most patriotic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs logic when you have freedom and fireworks?

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

Active, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Community, Creative, cs go, Deathrun, domer, donation, Duels, Economy, Egg wars, Events, free, Fun, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, java, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, Modded, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1799	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ribbon.mineblaze.xyz

PS4Craft: No Bigotry Allowed

Allowed, Bigotry, Console Wars, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming platforms, gaming rights, Inclusivity, online harassment, Oppression, Players, PlayStation, prejudice, PS4Craft, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	6283	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of being discriminated against just because you play Minecraft on PlayStation? Well, fear no more! Join our server where we welcome all players with open arms, no matter what platform they use. We believe in equality for all gamers, even if they’re stuck in the dark ages of console gaming.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of emerald blocks just for fun. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this elusive character, or even team up with him on a quest for riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs? You can build to your heart’s content without fear of being blown up or eaten alive. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of Minecraft freedom. PlayStation players, unite!