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SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	184489	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3359	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4933	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	New Chunks Explored:	420515
Zombie Dances:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2874	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5140	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?