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BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad

brother-in-law, car borrowing, Car Insurance, car payments, car sharing, car usage, Communication, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, marital conflict, medical bills, sibling relationship, sibling support, SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad, Trust, trust issues, wife’s permission

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Towns Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	3169	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family values, like letting your sister borrow your car without your wife’s permission! 🚗💨

🌟 Join us and experience the thrill of lending your virtual vehicles to your pixelated siblings, all while navigating the treacherous terrain of relationship drama! 💔

🚙 Who needs a brand-new EV when you can drive a 2023 Kia Forte with only 3k miles in the world of blocks and mobs? 🤷‍♂️

🌈 Our server is a safe space for cosigning leases, surviving brain cancer, and making questionable financial decisions in the name of sibling solidarity! 💸

💥 So come on over and build your own drama-filled adventure in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s patience)! 🤪🎮

Join us now and let’s drive into the sunset of chaos together! 🌅🚗 #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	5448	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!