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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Votes:	5825
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	369	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ores Mined:	1343	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	746	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of being the golden child in a family of screw-ups? Do you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders while your siblings resent you for being successful? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you!

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Get Freaky

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional unexpected item up someone’s rear end.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional questionable decision involving questionable objects.

Forget about boring old servers with strict rules and regulations – here, anything goes! Want to build a giant banana-shaped house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch your back…you never know what might end up there.

Crafty Online Orders: Where Creepers Deliver Your Packages!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8286	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to embrace your inner scammer! Join us and learn how to finesse your way to free diamonds and emeralds by pretending you never received your virtual goods. Our community is full of expert scammers who will teach you the art of the refund hustle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Scamming Olympics, where players compete to see who can pull off the biggest heist in Minecraft history. From tricking other players into trading their best items for a stick to convincing the server admin to promote you to admin, the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft scamming champion!

Crafty McCraftface: The LOL Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure with our crazy characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, or Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ who can build a castle in under 5 minutes!

But wait, there’s more! How about Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり who can tame creepers and make them her pets, or Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ who can summon a dragon to protect your base from griefers!

And if that’s not enough, we have the legendary Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー who can turn stone into diamonds with just a touch, or Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー who can make the sun rise whenever she pleases!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YoutubeSucksButOurServerRocks – where you can escape the mind-numbing videos and have some epic Minecraft fun!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing boring ad-tier games on YouTube? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. Legend has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra and prepare to race against other players through treacherous obstacles and deadly traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Blocky Borscht Battalion: No Air Defense Needed in Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where anything can happen! Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over virtual diamonds, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests to find the mythical “Golden Creeper” rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or fight against them in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on the frontlines of Minecraft madness!