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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1084 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.