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DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	71
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Potions Brewed:	187	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1918
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2408
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

100 women, 100 women 2016, 2016, BBC, bbc 100 women, bbc 2016, black husband, black husband 100 women, black husband 2016, black husband bbc, Minecraft, smp, TheCraftyHubby

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

OpinionatedNoobs

Argument, assertive communication, Assertiveness, BELIEF, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, conviction, debate, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Expression, Insecurity, opinion, OpinionatedNoobs, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, shouting, social dynamics, validation, wrong

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	175
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!