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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8905
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 5009
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 56 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 4326
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1059
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 7351
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6502
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7664
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 6756
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5019
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Animals Bred: 105
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7075
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Emeralds Found: 9251
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Crops Grown: 3996
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Farms Harvested: 471 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dimension Hops: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8120
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Animals Bred: 66 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    solaris.play-network.io

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