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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8407 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!