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RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	5194

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8396
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Towns Built:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	302
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1226

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2559
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?