Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!
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Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP
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TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.
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FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama
Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLEWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.
So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!
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PixelPalsCraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
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MaduroCraftX: Opponent Edition
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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANT TO BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!!! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMONDS OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!!!ALSO, WE GOT SECRET BLACK X MARKS THAT GIVE U SUPERPOWERS LIKE TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF AT NIGHT OR SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM UR EYES!!! ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF THESE MARKS AND BECOME LEGENDS IN THE LAND!!!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR?? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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FoodCrafters
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join dis server if u wanna grow carrots on da head of a zombie pigman. we got magical dirt dat makes crops grow faster den u can say “creeper”. u can have a whole farm on just one block, cuz why not? who needs space when u got magic dirt? come join us and see how much food u can produce from just a tiny patch of land. it’s like a buffet for ur eyes and ur tummy. so come on, join us and start farming like a boss!
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AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!
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IP mc.aus.gg Server Location Sydney, Australia Discord invite link Discord Server Apply here Apply Now AussieSMP
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!
The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.
Features:
- The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
- Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
- Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
- Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
- Land-claiming system to protect builds.
- Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
- Part of a growing network with creative server.
- External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.
Rules
- Don’t be a dick
- Absolutely no griefing
- No spamming
- Be respectful
- Don’t swear excessively
- No hacking or exploits
- No ban evasion
- Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
- Please use common sense
If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I apply for the server?
A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.
Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?
A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.
Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?
A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.
Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?
A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.
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Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.
But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”
So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!
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SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!
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SleepyCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.
Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.
So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?
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KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed
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