| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5496 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 |
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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1770 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 69 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4229 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2106 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6123 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3273 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8344 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8831 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 121 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2672 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8242 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1837 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
