✨Ruta is a server without mods or plugins, with vanilla variations. We tried to convey the atmosphere of a local game with friends as much as possible.
✨The server has 2 rules:
Read only seriously: Fly, Baritone, Boatfly, etc.
Griefing is allowed in some cases: if you have been Griefed at coordinates further than 5000 blocks from the spawn – write to the admins and roll up the base.
✨So how can we find our own misce i forgive robots, i griefers, i cheaters! ✨
de2.mineconnect.xyz:25679
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.
And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Miori Celesta, the legendary Minecraft player who once ruled the land with an iron fist until a creeper blew up her diamond castle. Press F to pay respects to this fallen hero and help us rebuild her empire!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter talking pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!
Join us for a wedding like no other, where the Maid of Honour must battle through long-distance friendships, last-minute hen party planning, and passive-aggressive comments from the bride herself. Will you be able to handle the pressure and save the wedding from cancellation?
With outrageous demands and superficial requirements, this server will test your patience and creativity. Can you plan the perfect hen party with a minimum of 9 people and a 2-night hotel stay? Or will you face the wrath of a bridezilla like no other?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and drama of being a Maid of Honour in our Minecraft server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness!
our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!
we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!
Join us for the most epic book-burnin’ party you’ve ever seen. We’re talkin’ fire, explosions, and chaos galore. Plus, who doesn’t love a little horror and disgust mixed in with their Minecraft adventures?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, ’cause things are gonna get hot in here. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!
And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!