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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8858 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.
