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Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6754	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	858
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	177	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3942	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Potions Brewed:	96

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	57
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	208
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9677	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	4444
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!