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Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	4804	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crops Grown:	6101	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Emeralds Found:	1859
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2214
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Crops Grown:	6984
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	862719	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!