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LitCraft – The Ultimate Modded Minecraft Server Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

🤪Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, we embrace the Retarded Edition! 🤪

👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾

🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜

🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉

💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚

🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

#gamer, answer, brain exercise, brain power, brain teaser, brain workout, challenge, Clever, cognitive skills, critical thinking, Fast-paced, intelligence, Logic, mental acuity, mental agility, mind game, problem solving, Quick Thinking, reasoning, Smart, time pressure, timed test, Youre

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3966
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1049	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6428
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Void Gems Collected:	22

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	5628	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	997

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	187
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	5903

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	45401
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!