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Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	8120	Magic Items Found:	2891
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

angry review, Confusing, creeper, criticism, Emperor Palpatine, Fast-paced, film, Force power, jedi, JJ Abrams, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, nostalgia critic, plot holes, Rey’s lineage, rise of skywalker, Sequel, skywalker, smp, Star Destroyers, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, the last jedi

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	105	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4976
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

adult names, age-appropriate appellations, age-appropriate monikers, age-appropriate names, age-appropriate naming, baby names, baby naming, childhood names, generational names, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, naming conventions, naming styles, naming trends, odd names, quirky names, strange names, traditional names, uncommon names, unconventional names, unique names, unusual names

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

adaptation, cartoon, Characters, Edition, funny, human versions, Humanbob, HumanCraft, humans, Humanward, long tail tags, Mr. Human, names, Parody, Patrick Human, sandy cheeks, spongebob

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	171243
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!