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Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	137	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8990

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	9100	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4149
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4346
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

87954647, blocks, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Beliefs, Boy, Country, critique, culture, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Government, Impact, influence, leader, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, perspective on him, Politics, Reflection, smp, society, Thoughts, Views

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	257	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

Artistic, artistic flow, brain enhancement, cognitive enhancement, Creative, creative process, creativity, developers, Drugs, Focus, Game, imagination, innovation, inspiration, long term creativity, mental clarity, Minecraft, motivation, performance enhancement, pharmaceuticals, problem solving, productivity, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!