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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2524 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Ores Mined: | 5402 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8631 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?