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Minecrastination

career advancement Time tracking, concentration, critical thinking Productivity tools, daily routines, deep work Decision making, delegation Healthy habits, efficiency, goal-setting, high performance habits Focus techniques, inspiration, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation Mental health, Minecrastination, morning routine Self-awareness, organization Motivation, peak performance, problem solving, procrastination Prioritizing tasks, productivity, productivity apps, Professional Growth, relaxation techniques, saying no, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Career development, self-control Stress management, self-discipline Focus, self-mastery, self-motivation Overcoming distractions, staying on track, success mindset Task management, time audit Energy management, time blocking, time blocking Setting boundaries, Time management, time management apps Work efficiency, well-being, work habits Personal growth, work productivity, work-life balance Personal development

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Star Shards Collected:	130	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Stop whatever you’re doing and join our Minecraft server immediately! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they went. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, showers you in endless amounts of cake and cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your most ridiculous Minecraft dreams!

KazakhCraft: Horseplay Returns!

absence.., Biodiversity, Central Asia, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, grazing, habitat restoration, Horseplay, Horses, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan steppes, Nature, reintroduction, RETURN, RETURNS, steppe ecosystem, two centuries, wild horses, wildlife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got WILD HORSES, bro! Like, they just magically appeared after being gone for, like, 200 years or sumthin’. It’s like a freakin’ miracle, man! Ride ’em, tame ’em, race ’em, do whatever u want with ’em! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of this epic horse-tastic adventure!

PopcornWarsMC

appliance features, consumer preferences, controversy, convenience, Cooking, culinary disputes, disagreement, Food Industry, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen debates, Kitchen Gadgets, Microwave companies, microwave functions, microwave settings, popcorn button, popcorn companies, popcorn cooking, popcorn preparation, PopcornWarsMC, snack foods, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where microwave companies and popcorn companies are like, fighting over the popcorn button? Like, they’re legit throwing popcorn kernels at each other and stuff. It’s wild, man!

But yo, that’s not even the best part. This server has like, a secret underground lair where all the chickens are plotting a revolution against the players. They’re all like, “cluck cluck, we will rule the world!” It’s hilarious, dude.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Like, what even? Who knew llamas were so generous?

So come join this server, where the drama between microwave and popcorn companies is poppin’ off, the chickens are planning a coup, and llamas are granting wishes. It’s a total blast, bro!

PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats

1in7Threats, Adults, Blackmail, consent, cybercrime, data breach, digital privacy, digital threats, Harassment, intimate images, online harassment, online safety, PixelPervsMC, prevalence, privacy, research, SECURITY, sexual abuse, sexual extortion, Threats, victimization, widespread

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	8

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness

YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

Biomes, Bosses, BUILD, CONSTANTLY, crate keys, Discord, Explore, FRAGMENTS, free, Friends, Items, landscape, Launch, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Other, Players, progress, roam, Server, Structures, SURVIVE, Teaser, TOWN, villagers, YourVillageSMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	3637	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ores Mined:	5152	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5819	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre accidents, bizarre experiences, bizarre incidents, CraftyCatastrophe, crazy, eyewitness, freak accident, freak events, freak happenings, freak incidents, freak occurrences, freak situations, Minecraft, Real Life, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, Wild

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8216	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

2001, 9/11, aftermath, Attacks, crazy stuff, Events, Forgotten, Global, historical, Impact, madness, Memory, newsworthy, Overlooked, overshadowed, September 11, Significant, Terrorism, Tragedy, War on Terror, world news, y2k, year

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4366	New Chunks Explored:	55147
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	507
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!