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Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas
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Newbie Minecraft Server
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2. Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their sick dance moves.
3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. Say goodbye to tedious obsidian mining forever!
4. Our server is so popular that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. He’s been known to challenge players to build battles and even gives out exclusive diamond armor to the winners.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Kathleen’s Fun Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Kathleen Kong’s quest for white cock in her yellow pussy! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and mutant pigs, all while navigating through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and talking trees.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the richest player in all the land?
And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Creeper Costume Contest where players compete to see who can explode in the most stylish way possible. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Kathleen Kong and her quest for white cock – you never know where she might pop up next!
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Half-Leprechaun Half-Navajo Minecraft SMP
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