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MrWhiteBumbash Minecraft SMP

aahh, addiction, Breaking Bad, bumbash, crime, dont, Drama, Drugs, fear, heisenberg, INTENSE, Jesse Pinkman, me, Minecraft, mistah white, MrWhiteBumbash, n-no, pleading, please, smp, Suspense, tv show, Walter White

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents working for a mysterious organization trying to take over the world! Watch out for those sneaky creepers in suits!

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen! From dancing cats to screaming goats, you never know what you’re going to get!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with traps set by evil llamas who are trying to protect their treasure hoard. Can you outsmart the llama overlords and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken)!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7026	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	760527	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	65	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2696
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!