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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

2029 Minecraft Server

activism, breaking barriers, challenging norms, current year + 8, discrimination, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, progress, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	New Chunks Explored:	429136
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword and the creepers are as explosive as a bad taco night! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter the mythical Herobrine, who will either help you on your quest or turn your world upside down with his mischievous tricks.

So come on and join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

PreschoolMoon Minecraft SMP

age appropriateness, Anime, character design, children’s show, COSPLAY, costume play, cultural impact, empowerment, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, gender stereotypes, literal series, Magical Girl, mascot costumes, merchandise, Minecraft, preschool girl, PreschoolMoon, role models, sailor moon, smp, teen girls

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6759	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner preschool girl and rock Sailor Moon mascot costumes like nobody’s business! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player joined our server and suddenly found themselves transformed into a magical girl fighting evil with the power of friendship and sparkles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner magical girl and take on the world in the most adorable way possible, then come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss in style!

NeighborlyNoBabysitNeeded

aita, Availability, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Favors, free babysitter, Honesty, Kid, lie, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, NeighborlyNoBabysitNeeded, Plans, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, social expectations, Time management, watch

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly your neighbor’s kid shows up in-game asking for a babysitter. And guess what? You’re the chosen one! Join our server for the ultimate babysitting experience – because who needs real responsibilities when you can just stack blocks all day?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build the most epic daycare center in the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. So come on, join us and prove to your neighbor that you’re not just a free babysitter – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

RichKidMC SMP: Splurging on diamond armor!

Adventure, armor, Curiosity, Diamond, discovery, dreams, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, Lifestyle, luxury, MONEY, opportunity, perspective, Possibilities, power, Reflection, Rich, RichKidMC, smp, splurging, success, transformation, wealth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams, like waking up as the richest person alive for a day! Join us and experience the thrill of swimming in a pool of diamonds, riding a golden horse, and eating cake made of pure emeralds.

But be warned, the riches come with a price – you must battle the evil Ender Dragon who is hoarding all the wealth in the world. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate rich player on the server? Join now and find out!

HellBlockCraft

aggravation, annoyance, annoyance in daily life, challenge, Difficulty, everyday, Frustration, Hassle, headache, HellBlockCraft, hindrance, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, living hell, Nuisance, OBSTACLE, pet peeve, setback, Small, stress, Struggle

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	2594	Crops Grown:	9374
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6418	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	49212

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	157921
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6894
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?