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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	554
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

SisSucksMCServer

awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Nuke-Free Taiwan Minecraft Server

carbon emissions, controversial, electricity, electricity consumption, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Government, Minecraft, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeFree, policy, power generation, power outage, public opinion, renewable energy, Safety concerns, Server, Shutdown, Sustainable development, taiwan

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than taiwan’s last nuclear plant!! our server is so lit, it’ll make the power plant shutdown look like child’s play. we’ve got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s more explosive than a nuclear meltdown. join us now and experience the power of minecraft like never before. who needs nuclear energy when you’ve got our server to keep you energized and entertained for hours on end? come join the fun and see why we’re the hottest server around. nuclear power plant who? we don’t need that when we’ve got minecraft madness on our side!

TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

Agreement, collaboration, cooperation, DECLARATION, Economy, Edition, finance ministers, financial transparency, G20, Global, income inequality, International, Nations, policy, Rich, Rio de Janeiro, summit, Super, super rich, Taxation, TaxCraft, TAXES, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!

DishCrafters

apartment buildings, apartment living, building amenities, communal living, communal spaces, convenience, convenience services, DishCrafters, Industry, innovative services, Modern Conveniences, pay-to-use dishwashers, property development, property management, rental property amenities, rental property upgrades, shared appliances, Shared Resources, tenant services, time-saving solutions, urban living

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT GOT MORE DRAMA DEN A REALITY SHOW. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE AS RARE AS FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A LLAMA.

WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.

PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Survivium

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Towns Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

New Minecraft Survival CrossPlay server, premium and non-premium, inside you will find a skill system, jobs, public mines, new biomes and structures, tombs, auctions, protection stones and much more, we are waiting for you!

play.survivium.com:28480

No Coords, No Problem: The Anarchy Edition (ft. No Elytra) v1.21

adjustments, Anarchy, Bigotry, Cheating, clarifications, COORDS, Doxxing, Edition, ELYTRA, exploiting, Fun, game balance, Harassment, Hope, Minecraft, Players, Problem, rules, Safe, semi anarchy, server spawn, Spawn, v1.21, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	Join our Discord server!

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay to enhance game balance. Some adjustments include disabled coordinates and elytra, as well as modified gameplay mechanics for a unique experience.

Adjustments include:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more detailed rules, please refer to the server spawn area.

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheat mods on this server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks?

A: Elytra and coordinates are disabled on the server to provide a unique gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the server rules may result in punishments such as warnings, temporary bans, or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the infraction.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player for misconduct by contacting a staff member on Discord or on the server. Provide any relevant evidence to support your report.

CardcaptorsCraft Server

accessories, Anime, anime fashion, Cardcaptors, CardcaptorsCraft, character outfits, Characters, clothing, COSPLAY, cosplay critique, critique, design, fashion, fashion critique, fashion trends, hit or miss, long tail, opinion, outfits, Server, Style, trends

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a fabulous Cardcaptor with our amazing outfits! No more boring old armor, now you can slay mobs in style with magical girl dresses and wands. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant talking Kero-chan who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most fashionable warrior in all of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, date, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Lakeside Date Edition, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, smp, sus, SUS archives, The Game Where She’s From, The Spice of Life, Thread, Thread #1040, Trust You Forever, Veth archive

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Love Letters Sent:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the lakes are made of lava, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Embark on epic quests like slaying the legendary Dragon Meshi, a dragon who hoards all the best food in the land. Or take a trip to the moon on a rocket ship made of cheese in our Fly Me To The Moon event!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for Krusie Week 2024, where the ships sail themselves and romance is in the air. Plus, don’t miss out on our Dragon Dumplings cooking competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the hilarity ensue! Just be sure to watch out for Mr. Dad Guy, he’s always up to something mischievous. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

Ancestry, blocks, distant ancestors, distant past, distant relatives, dna testing, family, family history, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, genetic connections, genetic material, half siblings, historical connections, husband and wife, IncestCraft, long lost relatives, Marriage, marriage history, regrets, relationships, strange coincidences

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Towns Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family ties run deep! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives and uncover shocking genealogical connections with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft buddy is actually your distant cousin twice removed!

Embark on epic quests to trace your ancestry back to the very beginning of time, where you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets and hilarious twists of fate. Build your family tree in-game and watch as it grows with each new player you meet.

Don’t worry about sharing DNA with your Minecraft pals, because as long as it’s from centuries ago, it’s all good! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your family history in the best way possible.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the tangled web of family connections. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft nemesis is actually your long-lost sibling!