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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1949 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!
So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!