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BlockyBias Minecraft Server

abiding moral conviction, ad blockers, annoyance, Blacks, BlockyBias, controversial beliefs, Digital Marketing, discrimination, ethical dilemma, Eugenics, Frustration, Hate Speech, internet browsing, intrusive ads, Jews, Minecraft, online advertising, privacy concerns, racism, Server, Social Issues, sterilized, targeted advertising

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being bombarded with annoying ads while trying to play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is ad-free! No more pesky pop-ups ruining your gaming experience. Join us and experience the bliss of uninterrupted gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter or will you run away screaming like a little baby zombie?

So come on down to our ad-free, chicken-run, ghost-infested Minecraft server and see what adventures await you. Just watch out for those god damn fucking ads…oops, did we say that out loud?

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, amusement, bemusement, bewilderment, BootyCraft, butt, Comical, confusion, Curiosity, funny, humor, humoristic, JOKE, meme, Minecraft, perplexity, pondering, question.., quizzical, sarcasm, satire, Server, why

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most butt-tastic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. We have a giant rainbow-colored llama that roams the server, giving out hugs to anyone who dares to approach it. But beware, it also spits out glitter bombs!

3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. Yes, you read that right. Pizza. Slices.

4. The PvP arena on our server is a giant inflatable bounce house filled with slime blocks. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s a whole lot of fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the butt-tastic madness for yourself!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Gazan, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, misfires, Nuseirat, Palestinian, Rocket, School, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Gryphons Tamed:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, there are rockets launching everywhere but instead of causing destruction, they just make funny sounds and shoot out confetti. And, get this, one time a rocket misfired and accidentally landed in a school in Nuseirat, but instead of exploding, it just turned all the students into cute little piggy characters. It was, like, the craziest thing ever! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything can happen, even if it’s totally random and nonsensical. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, fam!

CraftyPeaceBeijing

Beijing, Chinese state media, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyPeaceBeijing, DECLARATION, diplomatic efforts., Fatah, Hamas, historic moment, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, news report, palestinian authority, peace agreement, political factions, reconciliation, regional stability, signed agreement, unity government, yearslong rift

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got Hamas and Fatah signing declarations in Beijing like it’s no big deal. we got chinese state media reporting on our server events, that’s how lit it is. join now to witness the most insane political drama unfold in the world of minecraft. who needs factions when you got real life factions coming together in our server? come be a part of history, join now!

Toys for Wild Animals

Animal Behavior, animal behavior experiments, animal behavior observation, animal behavior patterns, animal behavior research, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal cognition, animal enrichment, animal happiness, animal instincts, animal play, animal psychology, animal welfare, Animals, Enrichment, joy, playing with toys, Toys, Wild, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where wild animals roam free and play with toys all day long! imagine seeing a pack of wolves chasing after a squeaky toy or a group of ocelots batting around a ball of yarn. it’s a wild party out there!

our server is so crazy that even the creepers have joined in on the fun. they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of dance parties and karaoke nights. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of pigs who have formed their own government and are working on building a piggy utopia. they’re always looking for new members to join their cause and help them overthrow the oppressive cow overlords.

so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper or a revolutionary pig. anything is possible in this crazy world!

FruitCraft: Beat the Blues!

Adults, associated, banana, beat, Blues, depressive symptoms, early life, finds, fruit intake, fruitcraft, late life, likelihood, new, Odds, orange, Papaya, reduced, Singapore, study, Tangerine, VEGETABLES, watermelon

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Towns Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	194
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fruit you’ll never be sad again! we got oranges, tangerines, bananas, papayas, and watermelons for days! eat all the fruit you want and say goodbye to depression forever! who needs vegetables when you can have all the fruit you want in minecraft?! join us now and start living your best, fruity life! 🍊🍌🍉🍍🍇 #FruitPower #NoMoreSadness #MinecraftMadness

Plateou

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, betray, Chaos, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, DOMINATE, donut smp, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Immersive, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plateou, PvP, Rewards, Thrilling, Voting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3073	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to Plateou Voting! Plateou is the ultimate Lifesteal Anarchy Minecraft server, inspired by the excitement and chaos of the famous Donut SMP. Our server offers a thrilling experience where players can engage in intense PvP battles, form alliances, and betray friends to dominate the world of Plateou. Voting helps our server grow and brings in more players to enhance your experience. Cast your vote daily to earn exclusive rewards and support our community. Join us now and immerse yourself in the most exhilarating lifesteal anarchy adventure!

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DownUnderCraft: Aussie Man Breaks Typing Record! Minecraft Server

20 seconds, 51 milliseconds, achievement, amazing, Aussie, Australian, breaks, congratulations, downundercraft, English Alphabet, fastest typist, impressive feat, keyboard skills, man, Minecraft, nose typing, Omkar Palav, RECORD, record holder, Server, space bar, success, top performer, Typing, unique talent, World record

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3844
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we have players who can type the English alphabet with their nose in record-breaking time! Our community is full of talented individuals who will blow your mind with their unique skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover your own hidden talent while playing on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

PriestCraft Minecraft Server – AllRise!

AllRise, damian priest, documentary, Dominik Mysterio, El Campeón, gunther, Minecraft, Panel Discussion, Paul “Triple H” Levesque, Paul Heyman, presale opportunity, PriestCraft, Raw, rhea ripley, Server, summerslam, The Agora Cleveland, The Judgment Day, undertaker, world heavyweight champion, wwe, WWE 24, WWE superstars

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Damian Priest Live at The Agora Cleveland? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown of blocky proportions! Join us for a world premiere screening of Minecraft 24: Creeper Chronicles, where you’ll witness the intense journey of Steve as he battles his way to becoming the ultimate block champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server features exclusive interviews with Minecraft legends like Notch, Herobrine, and even the elusive Ender Dragon. You’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on epic quests to claim the title of World Heavyweight Miner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that this week on our server, Damian Priest and Gunther get into a huge melee over who gets the last diamond block. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the blocky adventure of a lifetime!

EmpathyCraft: SisSlayinCareerIssues

career field, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, family dynamics, Frustration, health issues, Illness, judgmental behavior, lack of empathy, medical diagnosis, medical professionals, Nurse, Operation, sibling relationships, SisSlayinCareerIssues, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles and won’t call you lazy for taking a sick day? Look no further! Our server is filled with understanding players who know that sometimes you just need to take a break and focus on your health.

Join us for a community that supports each other through thick and thin, just like a good nurse should! And don’t worry, our virtual operations are pain-free and come with a side of virtual ice cream.

So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. We promise not to tell your mom if you need to take a day off to mine for diamonds instead.