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CoralCraft: Bleach Bash Bonanza

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the great barrier reef ocean temperatures is our gameplay! we have so much fun, you’ll be bleaching your brain with excitement!

our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

rockysmp.de

RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	1138	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Potions Brewed:	79
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	525
Dragon Eggs Found:	5909	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchantments Applied:	166	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	531854	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Farms Harvested:	909
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	2886

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Votes:	189
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!