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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5789 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.