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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3702 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7513 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Emeralds Found: | 5360 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!