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POT SMP

Gaming, Heart, infuse, Join, kill, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Modded, negative effect, Play, player, positive effect, POT SMP, PvP, Server, Survival, Un-modded, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

POT SMP: Play Lifesteal, Infuse, and Vanilla Survival, all in one! Join today: potsmp.mc.gg Lifesteal: When you kill a player, you gain +1 heart. If you are killed by a player, you loose -1 heart. Infuse: When you kill a player, you gain a positive effect or loose 1 negative effect. If you are killed by a player you loose a positive effect (if you have one) or gain a negative effect (if you have no effects or negative effects). Survival: Vanilla un-modded survival.

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Cavern-ous Tales: Where the Hermitcraft Meet for Drinks and Digging! Simple Voice Chat for Long-term Fun!

15-22 age range, Application Process, armour stand mod, Cavernous, Chat, Chill, Community, Datapacks/plugins, Digging, Discord, drinks, Fun, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, java, long term, Longterm, Mature Players, Meet, Mob Heads, Players, rules, Server, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Tales, Vanilla, VOICE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Villages Defended:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Discord	Join our Discord
Version	1.21 Java
Datapacks/Plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads, and many more

Overview:

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the age range of the community?	Mostly 15-22 years old.
When will the server open?	It will open this Friday.
Is there an application process to join?	Yes, if you wish to play on the server.
Are there strict rules on the server?	We don’t have strict rules, just don’t be a dick.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

BlockyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of RappyDeathsquad members who are determined to take over the virtual world with their dance moves and feathered costumes. Join us if you want to witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen!

2. We have a secret alliance with Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Together, we plan on building the tallest tower made entirely out of chocolate bars. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweet project?

3. Our Ship 3, Mitsuba, is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly NPC who only speaks in emojis. If you’re brave enough to communicate with them, you might uncover some hidden treasures or get pranked in the most hilarious way possible.

4. On Ship 4, we have a group chat that is so chaotic, it’s been known to cause players to burst into uncontrollable laughter. Join us if you want to be a part of the most meme-worthy conversations in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our wacky virtual world.

The Dick-Sucked Wrestler in Minecraft SMP

Champions, controversial, DickSucked, fan favorites., gossip, Hall of Fame, History, iconic, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Rumors, scandal, smp, tna, WCW, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling superstars, wwe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic battles and drama-filled storylines since the WWE! Join us if you want to witness the legendary showdown between Steve “The Block Breaker” and Herobrine “The Griefer” as they fight for the title of the most dick sucked wrestler in Minecraft history. Will Steve’s diamond sword be a match for Herobrine’s TNT explosions? Only time will tell! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rumble, because this is one SMP you won’t want to miss!

DadFavFamNoFavors-2021

blended families, childhood grief, DadFavFamNoFavors2021, emotional trauma, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family expectations, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, father issues, favoritism, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, parental favoritism, resentment towards parents, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step family dynamics, step siblings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family and avoid all the real-life craziness.

Join us and create your own world where you don’t have to pick up late birthday gifts or deal with favoritism. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any family drama following you around.

Escape to a world where you can be the hero, not the villain. Join our server today and leave all the AITA moments behind. Trust us, your virtual family will thank you for it!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

bittersweet memories, changing interests, childhood activities, emotional attachment, emotional triggers, evolving interests, hobby abandonment, letting go, letting go of the past, life transitions, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old hobbies, past memories, personal development, personal growth, self reflection, sentimental hobbies, sentimental value, smp, time capsule hobby

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Animals Bred:	136	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of being haunted by the memories of that one time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a potato in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to start fresh and make new, less incendiary memories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare enchanted pink sheep wool. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and welcoming community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So say goodbye to your potato-cooking days of yore and come join us on our server where the only fires you’ll be starting are the ones fueled by your burning desire to have a good time!

FutureFauxPas

Behavior, changing values, controversial topics, cultural evolution, discrimination, equality, Ethics, evolution of society, future generations, FutureFauxPas, HUMAN RIGHTS, morality, Political Correctness, progress, shifting perspectives, social justice, social norms, societal change, societal standards, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	727586
Crops Grown:	5419	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be ahead of the curve in social norms! In 50 years, everyone will be judged based on their ability to build epic pixelated structures and survive in a virtual world. Don’t be left behind in the real world where people will be shunned for not knowing how to craft a diamond sword or tame a wild ocelot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to be a hero in the future, join us now!

No2WarCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arrest, ballot, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, detained, detainment, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, local election, Minecraft, no to war, No2WarCraft, Political, protest, protestor, resistance, russia, Server, st petersburg, WOMAN, Writing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	104	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	37747	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! one time, a player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back, it was so crazy! we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the lava monsters! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down? it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

UkrainianEnergyRaid

aggression, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy facilities, european union, global news, international relations, Kremlin, military intervention, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Tensions, Ukraine, UkrainianEnergyRaid, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	200
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got Russia and Ukraine going at it like it’s a freakin’ Minecraft battle royale! You wanna see some energy facilities gettin’ wrecked in 7 different regions? Well, you better join this server and witness the chaos firsthand! Who needs peace treaties when you can just duke it out in the virtual world, amirite? Plus, you might even get to see Putin and Zelensky throwing down in a PvP match for the ages. So come on, join the madness and witness the epic showdown between two powerhouse nations in the world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be wild, it’s gonna be insane, it’s gonna be… well, let’s just say you won’t be bored, that’s for sure!

Creeper Cancer Club – Join the Blocky Battle!

battle, blocky, Cancer, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, caregiving, children with cancer, close relatives, club, creeper, Emotional support, family health, family history, genetic predisposition, heart-related illnesses, Join, medical diagnosis, mental health, negative health outcomes, parents, preventative care, psychological illnesses, Risks, scientists, Spouses, Stress Management

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	836308
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

u kno wat u need wen u get a cancer diagnosis? A minecraft server to escape all dat stress, amirite? join dis server and u will be cured of all ur worries and sadness cuz we got da cure for all ur problems, block by block.

we got da best community of players who will support u thru ur tough times, build u a virtual hug if u need it. plus, if u join dis server, ur close relatives and spouses will be protected from developing any psychological or heart-related illnesses. it’s like a magical shield made out of diamond blocks.

parents of children with cancer? don’t worry, we got u covered. join dis server and u will experience da highest level of love and support from our players. we will build u a virtual hospital to heal all ur pain and worries.

so come on, join dis minecraft server and let us cure u of all ur problems, one block at a time. trust us, u won’t regret it.