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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, social media, societal pressures, UglyCraft, validation

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being ugly again because our pixelated world is filled with the most gorgeous landscapes and the most stylish player skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most fabulous pixelated look. The winner gets a diamond tiara and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to ugly Minecraft forever!

SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

athletic abilities, athletic performance, athleticism, cultural beliefs, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking stereotypes, Endurance, FITNESS, misconceptions, people, physical abilities, physical capabilities, Race, racial stereotypes, RUN, running abilities, smp, societal perceptions, SPEED, sports, SprintCraft, Stereotypes, thought, White, white people

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we prove all stereotypes wrong, including the one about white people not being able to run! Join us and witness the most epic race between our players as they sprint through the virtual world, leaving everyone in awe of their speed and agility.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!

BlockyLand Minecraft Server

BlockyLand, buying homes, communication with tenants, Eviction Notice, extended notice, finding new housing, inherited homes, LANDLORD, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant relationship, Minecraft, moving out, Notice, property management, rental agreements, rental market trends, rental properties, selling homes, selling real estate, Server, tenant rights, tenants

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky tenants who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate landlord without any of the hassle!

We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!

So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!

WheelchairWedCraft

ableist, accessibility, Accommodation, budget constraints, discrimination, DIY wedding, event planning, family conflict, family contributions, family drama, formal invitations, garden wedding, meadow ceremony, outdoor wedding, prosthetic leg, save the dates, tent reception, Wedding, wedding budget, wheelchair accessible, WheelchairWedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic wedding drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a meadow wedding in the center of a property that looks like it’s straight out of a garden magazine. Cobblestone paths, fountains, statues, shaped bushes – it’s a plant freak’s paradise! And guess what? We have willow and cherry blossom trees that will make you feel like you’re in a fairytale.

But wait, there’s more! We have a brother who’s dating someone with a prosthetic leg and wheelchair drama. Will she be able to navigate the terrain of our property? Will the bride accommodate her with a fancy tent patio? Will the family pull their contribution to the wedding over this drama? Find out on our server!

Join now for the most outrageous wedding drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

HinduCraft: ISKCON Clash Minecraft Server

Bangladesh protests, Bangladesh violence, clash, communal tensions, community violence, Hindu councilor, Hindu minority, HinduCraft, ISKCON, ISKCON attack, Kali temple attack, Kali temples, Minecraft, minority discrimination, minority rights, Political unrest, protest violence, religious extremism, religious persecution, religious tensions, religious violence, Server, social conflict, violent clashes

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we make bangladesh protests look like child’s play!! we got crazy stuff happening like hindu councilors getting shot dead and ISKCON, kali temples getting attacked during violent clashes!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #minecraftmayhem #crazyclashes #jointhefun

BoomCraft: Rocket Raid!

Ain al-Asad airbase, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, escalation, international relations, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, news报道, Raid, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, security sources, Targeted, Tension, Terrorism, us forces, violence, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where we launch rockets at airbases and blow stuff up like a bunch of crazy maniacs! our security sources say it’s a blast! literally! join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #rocketfun #joinusnow

FutureAmnesiaCraft

altered timeline, Alternate Reality, Amnesia, forgotten mission, Future, FutureAmnesiaCraft, futuristic, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory recovery, memory retrieval, Paradox, quantum physics, regret, Sci Fi, temporal displacement, time manipulation, time travel, time travel fiction, time traveler, undoing mistakes

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so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.

CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts

academic achievement, academic performance, academic success, children, cognitive function, CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts, developing world, education, learning, school attrition, school dropout, school performance, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, student health, student retention, student success, test scores

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u know what’s better than sleep? MINECRAFT. join our epic server where sleep is for the weak and mining is for the strong. we got so much fun u won’t even remember what a test score is. forget school, come play with us and become a block-building legend. in the developing world, they don’t need school when they have our server to keep them entertained. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s mine our way to victory! #sleepisforlosers #minecraft4life

SpudCraft: The Potato Server – No seasoning required, just pure spud-tacular fun!

active shopping district, application, collaborative build projects, Custom World Generation, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, enhanced places to build, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Mature Community, new community, overhauled villages, Potato, Pure, required, Seasoning, Server, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, spudtacular, Vanilla, voice chat, Welcoming, Whitelist

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SpudCraft Overview

Feature	Description
Trust-Based Economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn Command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice Chat Mod	Just like in HermitCraft
Vanilla Server	Essential datapacks included
Age Requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Build Projects	Collaborative projects and events
BlueMap	Explore the world online
Custom World Generation	No mods required, enhanced places to build

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required! Enjoy enhanced places to build and overhauled villages.

When did SpudCraft launch its seventh season?

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!

How can I join SpudCraft?

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

Community, comparison, Contrast, COOLEST, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, Environment, geography, heritage, Identity, island life, IslandPipo, Lifestyle, mainland life, mainlandpipo, Minecraft, perspective, Server, society, Traditions, Unique

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Are you tired of the same old boring mainland Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to islandpipo – the craziest, wackiest, and most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on!

Join us on islandpipo and experience a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.

But that’s not all – on islandpipo, you can ride on the backs of dolphins through rainbow-colored waterfalls, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why waste your time on boring old mainland servers when you can join the party on islandpipo? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	158	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	993931	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	4025	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

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SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

Stats November 22, 2024

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WheelchairWedCraft

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BoomCraft: Rocket Raid!

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FutureAmnesiaCraft

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CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts

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SpudCraft: The Potato Server – No seasoning required, just pure spud-tacular fun!

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SpudCraft Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is SpudCraft?

What do we have to offer?

When did SpudCraft launch its seventh season?

How can I join SpudCraft?

IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2