AAA Minecraft Servers

AAA Minecraft Servers

  • AAA A i hate my life!!!!!!!! Minecraft server

    AAA A i hate my life!!!!!!!! Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 572
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is accepted, even if you have bpd! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build friendships without the fear of being judged for being a “mentally ill tard.” Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even cure bpd with just a few clicks of your mouse! So why wait? Join us now and start building a new life where you are loved and accepted for who you are, quirks and all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

    B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8212
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Runes Activated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Animals Bred: 60 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

    So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IndieMonsterMine Server

    IndieMonsterMine Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2834
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Votes: 9461 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, predictable monsters in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is home to the wackiest, weirdest, and downright hilarious monsters you’ll ever encounter!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, dancing taco monster appears out of nowhere, ready to challenge you to a salsa dance-off! Or how about a group of angry unicorns who demand you join their sparkly rainbow parade or face their wrath?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and become the new poultry ruler?

    Join our server now for a wild, unpredictable, and downright absurd Minecraft experience like no other! Who needs realistic monsters when you can have a dance-off with a taco?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rocksteady’s Suicide Squad Minecraft Server

    Rocksteady’s Suicide Squad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6186
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old superhero games that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

    Forget about those 200 million dollar losses, we’re here to make sure you have a blast on our server. Who needs Suicide Squad when you can be the hero or villain of your own story in Minecraft? And don’t even get us started on Superman – we’ve got flying pigs and laser-shooting cows that are way cooler than any Man of Steel.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Wonder Woman game hidden deep within our server. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft. See you there, hero!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Mine-tastic Adventure!

    Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Mine-tastic Adventure!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4164
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Dimension Hops: 7
    Potions Brewed: 151 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They knew they had found the ultimate Minecraft server when they were greeted by a giant diamond chicken who offered them unlimited diamonds in exchange for joining the server. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!

    Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4808
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

    Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7389
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

    Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

    Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClapback

    CraftyClapback
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8874
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

    Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

    So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

    TerrifyingFactsMC SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9902
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7740 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Potions Brewed: 87 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UsernameMurderMystery

    UsernameMurderMystery
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1816
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

    LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

    we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

    also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rosalia

    Rosalia
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 543
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rosalia Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use? We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
    Is there a whitelist approval process? Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
    How often is the lore updated? Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
    Are donations or subscriptions required? No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
    What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore? Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

    Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

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  • StreamCraft City 1.21.3

    StreamCraft City 1.21.3
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5198
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

    – We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

    Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • IlliterateLonerCraft

    IlliterateLonerCraft
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3461
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Farms Harvested: 460
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

    And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

    BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9938
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 661525 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

    And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

    Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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  • CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

    CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7198
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5984
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

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