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BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7440
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!