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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 152 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7316 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.
So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.