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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	268	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	8458
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crops Grown:	8008
Dragon Eggs Found:	6780	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Towns Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	6851
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Buildings Constructed:	28

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8683
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ores Mined:	7985

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?