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FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

#dumbjannycuck, #frogthreads, #temporarilyblocking, #unblockedjustnow, Allowed, FroggyBlockerCraft, Jannycucks, STOP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	2012	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	697	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Votes:	4564	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8340
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	182
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2225	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4215	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

BLOCK, CraftyCreeperz, deserving more, employed, Loneliness, mandated, Men, sex, sexual deprivation, State, state mandated sex

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm

consequences, coworker, coworker post, coworker thread, coworker threat, Coworkers, cyberbullying, Harassment, harm, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, moms, moocraft, Mother, mother rape, online threats, post, rape, Report, Safe, Safety concerns, support resources, Thread, toxic environment, Workplace

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods!

Autistic Fins Minecraft Madness

Alternative, ANONYMOUS, autistic, Chat, Communication, fins, gone, internet, jerking off, Lost, madness, Minecraft, Omegle, online chat, randomi.fi, Replacement, search, Social Interaction, strangers, video chat, virtual, webcam

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	324206
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

action RPG, challenging gameplay, combat enhancement, combat improvement, Combat Mechanics, combat overhaul, combat rebalance, combat system, CombatCraft, difficulty adjustment, Fights, game customization, game modification, gameplay improvement, mod, modding community, modding community support, modding resources, modding support, modding tools, Shit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!