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BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Zombie Dances:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9040	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	5336
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	1047	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5637	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	451	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5720	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3243	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	94

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4813	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!