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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1894 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 319 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
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We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!
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