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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Votes:	771	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	3648	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	891436
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6912	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2878	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	8936
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	981

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchantments Applied:	131	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!