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MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ores Mined:	3820
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	976824	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2896
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6226	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Votes:	7845
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	4653
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	192
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	3045
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!