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MiddleEastCraft – The MENA Minecraft Server

MENA, MiddleEastCraft, Minecraft, Server, اسرائيل, الجزائر, الشرق الأوسط, المغرب, انبعص, بوستات, خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ, سعابيله, شأشأ, شمال إفريقيا, كيبورد, وعي ذاتي, ينبعص

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7130
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got players who sleep on their keyboards, run around trying to sew a thread (because why not?), and get their fingers stuck to the keys while typing out website URLs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us and you might witness someone getting banned for not liking a post, or getting banned for liking a post too much! We even have a player who reports anyone who asks them why they’re acting so crazy – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that if someone dares to leave their house, they’ll learn how to interact normally with other players in no time. It’s like a crash course in social skills, but with creepers and zombies!

So, if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and never take yourself too seriously, then come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

CozyCraftsman

acceptance, Bonding, closeness, comfortable, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CozyCraftsman, Ease, Emotional Safety, friendship, Intimacy, love, person, relationships, SECURITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	897653

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling lonely? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never be alone again! We have a team of friendly llamas who will keep you company and tell you hilarious jokes all day long. Plus, our resident parrot will serenade you with its beautiful singing voice while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of talking dolphins who will teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So why waste your time playing on boring servers when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SamsungCraft Minecraft Server

assembly lines, collective bargaining, electronics, employee rights, factory workers, industrial action, labor rights, labor strike, labor union, Manufacturing, Minecraft, pay dispute, protest, samsung, SamsungCraft, Server, south korea, strike, vacation time, wage dispute, work conditions, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where the workers are all samsung workers who just walked off the assembly lines because they were like, “nah, we need more pay and vacation time, bro.” now they’re all chilling in this server, building epic creations and fighting off creepers with their mad assembly line skills. join us for the ultimate samsung worker rebellion experience, where you can mine, craft, and protest for better working conditions all at the same time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? come on, bro, let’s do this!

OkiWOWCraft: No Assaults, Just Builds!

Accountability, alleged sex assaults, Apology, assaults, Builds, diplomatic apology, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, international incident, investigation, Japan, Justice, military personnel, military presence, misconduct, okinawa, OkiWOWCraft, regret, security measures, sexual assault, U.S. ambassador, U.S. Military, Victims

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

hey u, yea u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got crazier shenanigans than the u.s. ambassador to japan expressing regret over alleged sex assaults by military personnel in okinawa! yea, u heard me right!

we got villagers riding pigs like they’re in a rodeo, creepers doing the macarena, and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s all over again! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in a music video!

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we’ve got a secret dungeon where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen! yea, herobrine is real on our server and he’s a total bro, always down for a good time and a prank or two!

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a lava pit party!

PrehistoricBanter

ancient creatures, cretaceous period, dinosaur comparisons, dinosaur discoveries, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur extinction, dinosaur facts, dinosaur hierarchy, dinosaur history, dinosaur relationships, dinosaur research, dinosaur timeline, Dinosaurs, Evolution, extinct species, Jurassic Period, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, PrehistoricBanter, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where dinosaurs roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds when suddenly a freakin’ T-rex comes stomping through, ready to chomp on anything in its path. But don’t worry, we got your back with special armor made from dino scales to protect you from getting eaten alive.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a brachiosaurus like a majestic steed? Well, now you can on our server! Just saddle up and gallop through the prehistoric landscape, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try taming a pterodactyl and soar through the skies like a boss?

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dino fight club? Yeah, that’s right. Test your skills against other players in epic battles between the fiercest dinosaurs around. Will you come out on top as the ultimate dino champion, or will you end up as dino chow? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience a world where dinosaurs rule and anything is possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Rawr!

FriendCraft Minecraft Server

Animated Friends, Cute Vtubers, Digital Friends, Friend, Friend-shaped Vtubers, FriendCraft, friendship, Interactive Vtubers, Minecraft, online connections, online friends, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, virtual avatars, virtual community, virtual friends, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	844040	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old blocky characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vtubers that are shaped like a Friend! That’s right, you can team up with virtual YouTubers who are literally shaped like your best buddy.

But that’s not all! These Vtubers come with special abilities like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride into battle. Imagine the looks on your enemies’ faces when they see you rolling up with a squad of Friend-shaped Vtubers ready to kick some blocky butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new Vtuber friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraft, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Crops Grown:	3706	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft with the most epic crew of virtual characters you’ve ever seen! From Lia the Lava Queen to Dizzy Dokuro, the Skeleton Slayer, we’ve got a lineup that will make your diamond pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon with our crew, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the most epic Minecraft journey of your virtual life!

PotluckPanic: NoNaanNoParty

atmosphere, awkward, Chinese food, chowmein, Comments.., Cooking, cultural background, Dhokla, Diversity, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, Gujrati food, indian food, Indian recipes, instagram, Manager, micro-aggressions, NoNaanNoParty, potluck, PotluckPanic, remarks, tiktok

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimension Hops:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and awkward potlucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe space where you can escape from micro-aggressions and enjoy building your own virtual world without any unwarranted remarks about your cultural background. Plus, our community is all about embracing diversity, so you can feel free to express yourself however you want.

And if you’re craving some Indian food, don’t worry! Our virtual kitchen has all the chow mein and dhokla you could ever want, without any judgment or entitlement. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can just relax and have fun, no matter where they’re from. Let’s leave the workplace drama behind and craft some epic adventures together!

CrashCraft737MAX

737 MAX, air travel, aircraft manufacturing, airline disasters, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety standards, boeing, corporate responsibility, CrashCraft737MAX, crashes, Ethiopian Airlines, guilty plea, Indonesian, international investigations, investigation, legal action, Probe, regulatory compliance, Safety, tragic accidents

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
New Chunks Explored:	233964	Animals Bred:	165
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Votes:	8135

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re flying in a Boeing 737 MAX, and suddenly the plane starts doing the cha-cha slide in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re crash-landing in Ethiopia or Indonesia. But hey, no worries, because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t crash and burn like those planes did!

Join us for a wild ride where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally run into a creeper. We’ve got more safety measures in place than Boeing ever did, so come on over and build your dream world without the fear of plummeting to your doom.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock access to a portal that takes you to a land where pigs fly and zombies do the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave those faulty planes behind and join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s a crash landing you’ll actually enjoy!

NoVoicesNoProblemMC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8514
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

join our minecraft server for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures. we have cows that can fly and pigs that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic castles and roller coasters.

oh, and did i mention the talking sheep? yeah, they give great advice on where to find hidden treasure and secret caves.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves dancing pigs and chatty sheep. trust me, you won’t regret it.