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Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4710	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	275944
Potions Brewed:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

Alteration, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup Summon, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, Summoning Info

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2620

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!