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BlockyKids Minecraft Server

BlockyKids, breaking the cycle, child abuse, Child protection, community support, domestic violence, effects of abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, healing from abuse, hidden abuse, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, protective factors, psychological abuse, reporting abuse, Server, sexual abuse, signs of abuse, Trauma, vulnerable children

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

000, 100, 100k, addiction, challenge, Decision making, financial freedom, financial gain, Financial Security, health, lifestyle change, long term benefits, mental clarity, Moderation, MONEY, personal choice, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, SoberCraft, Sobriety, substance abuse, temptation, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crops Grown:	9201	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ores Mined:	1065	Crops Grown:	7044
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4222	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crops Grown:	2449	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Animals Bred:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!