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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3274	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Votes:	4071	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Emeralds Found:	8648	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	202
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	New Chunks Explored:	625462

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Votes:	8333	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Animals Bred:	148	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Crops Grown:	5103
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!