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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, squad edition, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, VShojo official channels, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mines Excavated:	1445
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got Hestia and Hotaru duking it out live, Michi just yapping away, and Nagi and Peke bringing the party vibes! And don’t forget about DBD, it’s a vibe, man.

Join us for some epic gaming moments and chill vibes. We got all your favorite VShojo peeps, like Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, and more! It’s a whole squad edition, baby! So come on in, ignore the haters, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious fun! See you in the game, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7929	Mines Excavated:	2456
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	6010
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2861	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	874
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!