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The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6218	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crops Grown:	8378
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	New Chunks Explored:	550578
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Votes:	5818	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Runes Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	933	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1852
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3668	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!