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NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Votes:	1763	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	6477

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	6475	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Towns Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6379
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ores Mined:	8497
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	300

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎