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JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

juststorm.aurorix.one

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	959	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	3542
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9522	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Emeralds Found:	5073
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8885	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Star Shards Collected:	146	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	5286	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Votes:	8320
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8023
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!