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PS2MinecraftSMPMastermind

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5408
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	586

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that the PS2 is the ultimate gaming console of all time! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our world is actually powered by PS2 consoles hidden deep underground. That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is all thanks to the power of the PS2!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried somewhere in our world is the legendary PS2 DVD, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and the ability to play any game ever made. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate gamer?

Join us now and experience the nostalgia of the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox generation like never before. Who needs fancy graphics and modern consoles when you have the power of the PS2 on your side? So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and let’s game on, PS2 style!

Sleepover Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	78683
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most inexperienced players can thrive! Just like Eren, who went from being a Minecraft virgin to a pro player in just one night!

Join us for a wild adventure across Europe, where you can meet solo travelers looking for a good time. Who knows, you might even find someone who prefers playing with inexperienced players like you!

Don’t worry about privacy here, we keep all your secrets safe… unless you want us to spill the beans and help you score big in the game!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where friendships are made, enemies are defeated, and virginity is no longer a barrier to success in Minecraft!

CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5497
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to share your cookies with your neighbor’s kids? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unwanted cookie snatchers again!

Our server is like a virtual cookie jar, filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting for you to discover. Build your dream home, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic monsters all without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your treats.

Forget about real-life drama and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Join now and leave the cookie wars behind!

SecretSMP – Shh, It’s Not Really a Secret!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	5553
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a telenovela. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s plotting against you. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. Don’t believe us? Join and find out for yourself!

CraftyCoincidence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8737	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	366	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	7486	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!